Testimonials

"Blind Cupid´s words are as relevant for Dogs as they are for Human Beings.

I would recommend this book to any Dog who still considers themselves a pet."

´Xueyou´, Golden Retriever, Shanghai, China,

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"Wop, Bang, Wallop; man! This book rocks!

Get with it, Human Creatures!"

His Excellency, Mr Mahatma Mandela-King, United Nations Secretary General,
Burning Man City, Nevada Desert, USA.

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"The HanuHanu Lecture Series was pivotal and catalytic for so many of us. For me - most certainly! But how was it for the Giant Orange Monkeys? In this fabulous rendering of the HanuHanu Lectures, Blind Cupid takes us ´behind the scenes´ - laughing-and-dancing-us through the Giant Orange Monkeys´ World of Oneness with All Creatures - thus, naturally, inviting us to imagine what-it-might-be-like for US to live Our pleasures-and-pains as Human Creatures - within the Family of All Creatures."

His Holiness The Pope, Supreme Pontiff, Bishop of Rome, Italy.

(After his much-publicised Apotheosis - during which he went on a-multi-zillion-Lira Bestowing Spree - signing-away Cathedrals, Monasteries, even

the Vatican - and after which, he went to live in the suburbs on the outskirts of Milan, in indistinguishability.There he looked for a job, but it wasn´t easy - due to the singularity of his Employment History, and the relevance of his Character References -however, eventually, he got a job in a motorcycle factory.)

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"There are smells that make my sap go flat-in-the-night. There are smells my trunk would twist-for! The smell of Human Industry makes me want to run! In HanuHanu´s Lectures I smell something so-delicate, yet torrential and exhilarating; in Blind Cupid´s notes and anecdotes I smell something magical, sparkling with possibilities - like Elves up-to-mischief in the Moonlight! "

Michelle Kandoogo, Birch, Essex, England

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The HanuHanu Gita is narrated by Blind Cupid. Blind Cupid - half Giant Orange Monkey, half God of Erotic Love - tells the story of the times of the HanuHanu Lecture Series (and many a story within a story), with absolute irreverence, absolute devotion, and absolute delight.

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HanuHanu is a five metre tall Giant Orange Monkey. He speaks seventy five languages and dialects, and holds honorary professorships at Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, M.I.T., and sixteen other of the world´s most prestigious universities.

 

His historical United Nations Sponsored Lecture Series “Wakey, Wakey Little Cousins!” was intended as a great sacred Giant Orange Monkey gift of obviousness – to us, to humanity. And yet – the HanuHanu Lectures split us.

 

For some-of-us, HanuHanu´s Lectures were a song of belonging, a serenade, the trumpet of home; for others-of-us his words provoked fears of the toppling of buildings, and civilisations, and eras – until eventually, as Blind Cupid so splendidly narrates – some-of-us and others-of-us met – at Armageddon, The Finals!

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We are living in terrifying times. The Mass of Humanity was only recently successfully convinced to enlist as masked members of an Ignoble Global Ninja Needle Cult – a Covidian Cult set on genetically modifying everything – people, dogs, spiders, rhododendrons, tadpoles, telescopes, lampposts, shoes… everything!

 

As tadpoles grew third eyes, lampposts began to talk, and shoes began to walk – it was easy to become disheartened… Things were changing so fast! And the masked Ninja Needle Cultists – though sworn to silence, or, at most, muffled mumbling – were loud in their condemnation of those who would resist the Great Vision of a Genetically Modified Earth.

 

Nevertheless, resist we did – and resist we continue to do! Yet deeper than our resistance is our affirmation of another way of being. An unmasked, uninjected way of being that values honesty, humility, courage, community, the rain, the sun, the insects, the fish – the whole freaky, amazing, bizarre, frightening, glorious Mystery of Existing – here, together, on Earth – wherever this is….

 

But it´s one thing to have values, and it´s another to live them. And the majority of humankind has been synaptically conditioned (more bluntly: brainwashed) into superficiality, disconnection and disempowerment. So most of us struggle to live our deepest values in our daily lives. And most of us don´t support each other in living our deepest values.

 

So we might say we want to co-create communities, and a new culture based on deeper values – but unless we are able to live those values, day by day, together – how can that new culture emerge out of us?

 

The HanuHanu Gita doesn´t hit us over the head with rights and wrongs, it doesn´t preach at us. It laughs at itself. And yet it is a holy book. It is a ´crazy wisdom´ comedy – full of weird, madcap meanderings and adventures, AND, woven into every word, there´s a loving kick up the arse, so that we can de-condition ourselves, actually walk our talk!